Rhymes with... Oscar Wilde

It's been a long time since I've done a Rhymes With(or rather, a long time since I've posted anything regularly) Today, Oscar Wilde.

Oscar Wilde done Monty Python Style:


Also, jersey Shore gone Wilde


and another!

Rima con...El Internet

I haven't done a Rhymes With segment in a bit. So enjoy El Internet and El Chiki Chiki on today's special spanish installment of Rima Con... I tried to find translations of both songs for non-spanish speakers(because they are much more enjoyable when you know what they are saying) but could only find the translation for El Chiki Chiki.
Get your Baila on.

El Internet, by Los Alguiens


El Chiki Chiki, by Rodolfo Chikilicuatre


I tried to find translations of both songs for non-spanish speakers(because they are much more enjoyable when you know what they are saying) but could only find the translation for El Chiki Chiki

Down the Rabbit hole...Russia style

okay, so it's time for another rhymes with...
half my face is numb from the filling I just got, and I'd like my face to start working again. in the meantime, enjoy these jems of the internets!

I prefer this to the original Katy Perry song. No, I really do, I'm not joking.


Who knew balloons could be so...melodic?

and then there's this:

Rhymes with...thai commercials

I have a secret love for thai commercials. More after the jump!

Rhymes with... Hand Jive!

I had almost forgotten about this, but here it is. These two do a lot of really awesome dancing, but this video is by far my favorite


Also, who can resist the original hand jive?

Rhymes with...ELEVEN!

Miscommunication is a funny thing, especially when it is scottish.


Star Trek is also a funny thing, especially when it is scottish.

Rhymes with...Anti-Pope!

I'm feeling a little blasphemous. Just a little. like an antelope...or a cantalope, because there is no hope. ANTI-POPE!!! the enjoyment is Eeenstentaaanioos. Behold:


Also, Det Satan Club.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Rhymes with...METAL

The internet is a strange and terrible place. but also delightful. Today's "Rhymes with" could probably be filed under silly cute animals. Or metal. I'm sorry. METAL. METAL BIRDS. GRAAAAAAR. Metal penguin is delightful, but the Death Cock is the destroyer of worlds.

This Penguin wishes it was a rooster SO HARD.


This rooster is a bad ass.

Rhymes with...Stranger than Kindness

Today has been a weird day. Got a parking ticket for being dumb(really, I have no one to blame but myself...) Woke up from a really weird dream about trains. I spent my morning reading the Avian Gospels which I finished. As ifI wasn't already in a gloomy state of mind, that book certainly pushed me over the edge. When I finally managed to drag myself out of bed, feed myself and get dressed, it was somewhere around 2:30. This is unusual for me. So I headed off to the print studio and spent several hours drawing creepy, detailed, fungus trees. I'll be sure to post photos of that particular adventure later. So here I am, killing some time before going to karaoke posting two of the creepiest music videos I could get my hands on.

First off is We Are the World with Fight Song. I found it a while ago, but it still is intriguing and I watch it several times before I have to put it away so I can get something else done.


Next up we have Fever Ray, with a cover of Nick Cave's "Stranger Than Kindess" which in itself is a bad ass cover, but then pair that with a creepy music video(because really, nothing else would do) and you have so much awesome the world might explode. No really, I about peed myself when I saw this.

Rhymes with...Trololo

Lest we forget the awesome terror of the internet, i present the first installment of Rhymes whit (Blank). This time around, it's our lovely Trololo video, which was so popular a while ago(and I must admit a certain affection for. and by affection, I mean fanatic adoration) paired with Presincolinensinaicusol, commonly known as "What English Sounds Like to Non English Speakers".

Behold, brave travelers, the terror of the interwebz:


There is an original version of trololo, which is actually quite good. there's also a jazzy version of trololo, which is a fun experience. Yes, I went down the trololo rabbit hole.



Curiously enough, baby Ketten Karaoke has Presincolinensinaicusol as one of the songs you can sing. I am currently trying to learn it, but since it is all in nonsense written by an Italian man writing a song in gibberish, the words are a little elusive. The video above is actually composed of two separate live television appearances by Adriano Celetano. There's this one as well as this one.