Rhymes with...Anti-Pope!

I'm feeling a little blasphemous. Just a little. like an antelope...or a cantalope, because there is no hope. ANTI-POPE!!! the enjoyment is Eeenstentaaanioos. Behold:


Also, Det Satan Club.

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Rhymes with...METAL

The internet is a strange and terrible place. but also delightful. Today's "Rhymes with" could probably be filed under silly cute animals. Or metal. I'm sorry. METAL. METAL BIRDS. GRAAAAAAR. Metal penguin is delightful, but the Death Cock is the destroyer of worlds.

This Penguin wishes it was a rooster SO HARD.


This rooster is a bad ass.